| Minty Mouth
If you hangout or hungout with Wayne, you'd know what this post is all about.
Last week, I had yet another lunch date with my new gal pal Wayne. He insisted that I meet up with him at Bath and Body Works (his favorite store). Believe me, I was thrilled to meet him there. The first time we're having lunch, he told me to meet him at Victoria's Secret. Now, as gay as I may be, I refuse to go to a lingerie stores by myself!
Anyway, as soon as I arrived, he was already browsing at some items. We talked about beauty products for awhile and then I noticed he grabbed a piece of paper from his bag. It was coupon for a free lip balm in the store (provided that you buy any item $10 and up). So, I grabbed some facial wash that he highly recommended and got my free lip balm. I was never a lip balm type of guy, so I just placed it inside my bag. I was actually more thrilled with the face stuff.
So, I started using it, and now I'm so addicted. I would constantly put it on every hour or so. My friend told me that, I'm probably sexually frustrated. As you can see, it's not even phallic in appearance! So, I was a little bit puzzled by that statment. According to my new friend/sex therapist, I'm drawing attention to my lips, thus giving the impression that I want something in my mouth. HUH?!
Well, if that's the case ... then BRING IT ON!
But thanks to you Wayne, I'm taking out all my sexual frustrations on my lip balm. GOD, I need a man!
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