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Ok! Ok! I get it! You don't like reading long posts! FINE! Can you blame me for being so chatty lately?
Anyway, I had lunch with Wayne today at this cheesy mall in Jersey. Overall, our lunch was fabulous! He made me laugh so hard! I don't know how our conversation went to the topic of prostitutes, but I told him my experience of getting picked up by a male prostitute at that very same mall.
So, about a year ago, my friends and I caught the last show of this movie that I can't seem to remember right now. So, being the mall is already closed, when we left, securities were all over the place making sure people do not get lost or stray. Well, I forgot my cellphone inside the movie theatre, so I rushed back up. Meanwhile, my very good friends left me. I actually saw them kept walking towards the exit! So, I'm like "Whatever! I'm the one with the car keys!". So, I got my phone back and I was rushing downstairs. Mind you, all the escalators are now turned off, so I was literally running down these f*cking escalators! As I was heading towards the exit, there was a guy standing by Sbarro. He looked really suspicious, but there were security people so I didn't feel too perturbed. So, I kept walking. But this time, I walked slower. Then the dude started speaking to me. This was the conversation:
Guy: Hey! You got a light?
Me: Ummm ... no. I don't have it with me right now.
Guy: Do you smoke?
Me: Yes! But, I really have to go. Have a goodnight!
Guy: Can I have some cigarettes?
Me: I don't have it with me right now. I'm really sorry, but I have to ...
He grabbed his crotch and quickly cuts me of and said, "Do you want to suck my d*ck?"
I got completely scared upon hearing this. Thoughts were flashing in my mind. "Should I run?" "Should I just keep walking" "What if he follows me?" "Should I call security?"
Do you know what I said to this dude?
"Not right now! I really have to go!" and just kept on walking. What the f*ck??!! I don't know why I said it! Maybe, I was panicking and I wasn't thinking straight, or .... Oh whatever! It's official! I'm easy!
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