| I learned a new word!
My goodness! I don't even know why I'm posting this. The queasy factor on this post is up the roof! So, I'm apologizing in advance.
So, I had lunch with one of my co-workers today, and I volunteered to drive because it was such a lovely day. It was hot, but it wasn't humid at all. When we got back at my job's parking lot, I noticed this wet spot on the passenger chair when she got out. So I was teasing her and telling her she should not leave any pus*y juice all over my leather seats. It was really the Italian icecream's fault, but I just felt being a potty mouth and teased her profusely. Then, for some unknown reason, the subject of conversation turned into vaginas. I won't even talk about what she explained to me, because it's not for the faint of heart! And I will faint while typing it! But she mentioned this word that I had to stop laughing for a couple of seconds and went "HUH?". She said "QUEEF". I had to Google it to get the right spelling. So, it's like "Queer", but with an "F" at the end.
So, I go "What's a queef?". Still had this perplexed look on my face. Kinda like a 6 year old asking his Daddy on how babies are made. So, she explained it to me, and my jaw dropped! In case some of you haven't heard of this term, it's "pussy fart". Or as UrbanDictionary puts it, "an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus". YEAH! I got a little bit dizzy. A little bit queasy. I believe I will never look at the word "Queer" without thinking of "Queef" ever again!
Gay Bloggers Association, please don't revoke my membership!
Ok, I'm dizzy again. Oi!
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